Monday, April 11, 2005

The Butterfly Network Presents: Real Men of Genius

Mr. Construction Worker Who Enjoys Acting Lewd Toward Women Who Walk By

The Butterfly Network Presents Real Men of Genius
(Real Men of Genius)

Today we salute you, Mr. Construction Worker Who Enjoys Acting Lewd Toward Women Who Walk By
(Mr. Construction Worker Who Enjoys Acting Lewd Toward Women Who Walk By)
They say actions speak louder than words - and apparently this has become your construction worker’s creed.
(Because you graphically use your hands to show what you want to do.)
We see you standing out there on the road in your Tims, holy jeans and a sweaty cutoff flannel shirt – and let’s not forget that mighty big tool belt
(Are we trying to compensate for something else?)
With your whistling catcalls, accompanied by your specially developed sign-language that would make any deaf person blush, you single-handedly manage put the word “scared” in front of the clause “woman walking down the street”
(Quite an accomplishment!)
So crack open a nice, cold Bud Light, Mr. No Matter How Many Times I Get Rejected, I Refuse To Give Up Because I Just Know Deep Down These Women Really Want Me. And let that cool, cool beer help heal your scratchy throat – because otherwise you won’t be able to holler at the women tomorrow.

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