Friday, April 22, 2005

In the news...

Well, Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner are engaged... Bennifer part deux, anyone? They've kept way more low-key than Ben & Jen #1 (Jennifer Lopez), so maybe they'll last longer this time... However, I have have become jaded. I've lost faith in hollywood couples everywhere... (Jen & Brad, Katie Holmes & Chris Klein, Britney & Justin, Paris & Nicole, even Barbie & Ken)

A Missouri-based Vietnam veteran spit tobacco juice in Jane Fonda's face - due to a photograph in her new memoir in which she's sitting on a North Vietnamese anti-aircraft gun.

John Bolton, President Bush's nominee for ambassador to the United Nations, desperately needs a haircut. hahahahaha

Two key sports players to watch this year: Clyde Simms from D.C. United and Chad Tracy from the Arizona Diamondbacks... (Don't worry, I am a huge Nationals fan, but I knew both these guys through friends at school - go ECU -and they're both AWESOME enough to be mentioned, regardless of the fact that one of them is not a player for a DC team...)

Anna Ayala, the woman who found a fingertip (manicured, at that) in Wendy's chili, has been arrested for larceny in connection with the chili. No details about how the larceny charges were included in the USA Today article that I read. However, apparently she's been around the block, so to speak, when it comes to filing claims against corporations. Sounds like a weirdo to me...

Madonna is being sued because she allegedly owes over $300,000 in directing and production fees for her European tv concert special. I mean seriously, why wouldn't she pay it? I'd imagine that a mere $300,000 is like chump change to her.

Ecstasy use is down among highschoolers.... hmmm, maybe that's because they've now switched to prescription drugs...


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