Monday, May 23, 2005

Slightly Stoopid: 9:30 Club Employees

Well, one of them anyway.

After a relaxing (aka lame) weekend - damn allergies always keepin' a girl down... I was restless and more than ready to go check out the band
Slightly Stoopid, at the 9:30 club. (For most of you who have never heard of them, their style is very similar to that of Sublime.) I was accompanied by my boy & two of his friends (all three of which had already been to the Orioles game all day and were, needless to say, very inebriated).

We bought our tickets, waited in line full of freaks and 16-year-olds, and entered - ready for another drink & excited to see the band.

And instead we watched some horrible opener and proceeded to get kicked out before even getting a glimpse of the band we paid to see. Apparently spilling a little beer here and there is grounds for dismissal.

The worst part though, (man I wish I could find my digital camera because the pics would have astounded you) was the complete fustilugs who tossed us. (FYI fustilugs = fat & slovenly person...)

This guy was HUGE with at least 15 piercings on his face alone. Seriously, and he just looked like he was miserable and mean.

Anyway, point here is that perhaps instead of kicking people out for accidentally spilling beer (out of tiny red cups while filled to the brim) due to being knocked into repeatedly by dancing kids, the sloth-like bouncer should have been paying more attention to the 16-year-old child puking up copious amounts of alcohol in the bathroom...


Because then it wouldn't happen quite as much...

4 Comments:

At 7:54 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

The "fustilugs" you're talking about is named Josh, and he's one of the nicest guys you'll ever meet. The man was just doing his job. It's not his fault you couldn't hold onto your drink.
Grow up. Get over it.
And stop being such a bitter bitch.

 
At 10:16 AM, Blogger Sara said...

Um. for the record, I had no problem holding on to my drink. Maybe he is nice. But he was an asshole that night. I swear that we spilled ONLY because the teenyboppers next to us were drunk and running into everyone. It was my first drink of the evening. And not a bouncer there was paying attention to the obviously underaged child puking up alcohol in the bathroom. So I had every right to be a bitch about it.
Anyhow, in regards to you telling me to get over it - I wrote that months ago. I was over it. Your turn.

 
At 10:07 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sara- that guy is a dc legend...u and your intoxicated friends deserved to be kicked out. So what if you wrote this months ago- do you not want people to read your past "blogs"????? If you keep em up, we can respond to them or do you not believe in freedom of speech.

Your a cunt and stop writing. Over privileged bitch.

 
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