What the FI was craving a Raspberry Arizona Iced Tea. So I went out to grab one and just got hit, hard, on by a married man. He didn't even bother to hide his ring.
Him: Hey I saw you eating at Potbelly's the other day.
Him: Was that your boyfriend?
Me: No, my friend and co-worker. (Although people at work suspect an affair... which will probably be a completely different post altogether...)
Him: Well do you have a boyfriend? (Looks me up and down with a creepy-ass smile)
Him: I was thinking maybe you'd like to eat lunch with me sometime.
Me: You're married.
Him: So? I'm still fun. (Does the double eyebrow raise)
Me: No, thanks. (with tons of attitude & a sneer)
Seriously, what the f. What is wrong with people these days? If you're married (or in a relationship at all, for that matter) you do not stop girls you think are cute and ask them to lunch. Geez.
What the hell did he expect me to say? "Gee, buddy... If you're fun, let's cut out the lunch and meet at a hotel for an hour... Who cares about your wife anyway."
Guys (and girls) like this, with no morals, never cease to amaze me.