Wednesday, August 10, 2005

A 'Cure' for Speeding Tickets?


Well, considering I've been given 3 speeding tickets in the past 3 months... I would really like to purchase this new type of Swedish Insurance!

You are given coverage for up to 3 speeding tickets a year, as long as you are not going more than 30 miles over the speed limit. You can also buy coverage for parking fines. Of which I have two tickets outstanding.

Please bring this insurance to the US asap!

10 Comments:

At 3:53 PM, Blogger Elvis said...

I got a parking ticket the other day too. Apparently, I parked in "no parking anytime" zone. You just have to know how to work the system. I once got a SEVERELY-over-speed-limit speeding ticket knocked down to busted tail light (non-moving violation, no points). Best friend from law school once challenged his Florida speeding ticket and actually got an apology from the Judge (that was funny). Lawyers... they all suck til you become one and figure out how the system works.

 
At 3:57 PM, Blogger Archie Bunker said...

learn how to drive,
women drivers

 
At 4:00 PM, Blogger Sara said...

elvis - please share how to do this. i am in need for sure...

and for the record. i am not a bad driver. i am a fast driver. there is a difference. and it has nothing to do with the fact that i am a female. :-)

 
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At 9:56 PM, Blogger I-66 said...

I recently got a ticket for going 55 in a 25 in Falls Church. I once talked my way out of an 85 in a 55... and got an 85 in a 55 knocked down to "improper"... I'm a fast driver too -- not as much as I used to be but fast still.

 
At 9:31 AM, Blogger Johnny said...

Theres a sign in Fairfax that says

SPEED HUMP

Make it so.

 
At 11:40 AM, Blogger Elvis said...

Sara, sorry about that, the not getting back to you thing -- I had to leave after I posted thought, had an interview to go to... I'm being aggressively recruited by some firm... Great. Then meetings all morning. (Maybe I should email you instead of posting a remedy.) Hmmmm...

 
At 3:09 PM, Blogger Genevieve said...

You know you grew up in a small town when the only ticket you've ever gotten is when you decided to illegally pass a tractor because you didn't want to follow their slow ass all through town.

 
At 3:36 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

not knowing where cops are likely to be and not seeing them in time to slow down makes you a bad driver. women drivers...

 
At 7:39 PM, Blogger Archie Bunker said...

amen!

it's that damn woman's lubrication

 

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