Monday, August 15, 2005

ugly millionaire dating service

Looking for love? Want to find someone rich? Do looks matter? If you answered yes to the first two questions and no to the last, this online dating agency might be the place for you! Welcome to Marry an Ugly Millionaire.

Why marry an ugly millionaire? Well, according to the web site: "The world is NOT full of beautiful people – that’s a fact. There are many men and women who are on the hideous side of normal. But that doesn’t make them bad or unmarriable! No - many ugly people have other traits that make up for their lack of good looks – personality, charisma, dependability, caring and MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF MONEY. These traits add beauty to otherwise excessively overweight, fat, deformed and revoltingly ugly people. A beauty you can enjoy while sipping champagne on an exclusive a sun kissed beach."

FOR WOMEN:

Self made millionaire Munchien der Dashwoune is an International Dog Breeder and Culinary Expert. He is urgently looking for an older women for marriage and international travel. Could he be the perfect man for you?









Do you want to be a millionaire? Marry Randy and run away to South America. A man with great dress sense and wonderful man boobs. This is an opportunity for love, romance and money that must not be missed!








Girls - ex boxer Teeka is worth fighting over. A black millionaire with charisma and dollars.







And find so many more great catches here!

FOR MEN:


Millionaire Madame Susanne seeks sophisticated stud.











Mega Rich Bertha could have a crush on you. Marry her next week and become an instant millionaire.









Sexy tattooed Lady Claudia Helena Maxwell-House would like to get passionate with you.












Looking for someone else? Check here for the great selection!

He he... Figured this would bring a little smile to an otherwise depressing Monday! Happy beginning of the week everyone :-)

P.S. I copied all descriptions word for word from the Marry an Ugly Millionaire site.

45 Comments:

At 9:30 AM, Blogger Tasha said...

Holy Cow! This definitely put a smile on my face! I wonder if people actually use this service....sick

 
At 9:52 AM, Blogger Miss Manners said...

The first guy looks alarminly like GoldMember from Austin Powers...

 
At 10:39 AM, Blogger Johnny said...

yiiiikes!

nasty.

sob.

i saw a tv piece about beautifulpeople.net

doh!

 
At 10:49 AM, Blogger Genevieve said...

Could Bertha HAVE a crush on you, or would she simply crush you?

 
At 10:59 AM, Blogger Miss Penny Lane said...

I just threw up a little...

 
At 11:30 AM, Blogger mixin' vixen said...

oh. sweet. goodness.
that's über-hotttt!

 
At 12:07 PM, Blogger DCSportsChick said...

OMG this is effin' hilarious! I need to get a divorce ASAP and pick up one of these hotties!

Blessings!

;-)

 
At 12:15 PM, Blogger DCDietDiva said...

At least we now know where to turn if the bar scene gets lame......

Ha ha those are great!

 
At 1:36 PM, Blogger playfulinnc said...

And when I thought that online dating could never be worse...

Hahaha.

I should put down this slice of pizza immediately.

 
At 2:24 PM, Blogger The Captain said...

This is like Indecent Proposal gone all wrong.

I think the tattooed chick could have a little potential with some work.

Bertha is perfect though, nothing needs to be changed there. I especially loved the revealing bathing suit.

Blogs do pick up sarcasm, right? right...

 
At 2:29 PM, Blogger The Captain said...

Has anyone actually gone in and looked at the site? Some of the names are ridiculous. Bertha Tuggboat. Flora Ann Fawna.

 
At 4:46 PM, Blogger Asian Mistress said...

So apparently money isn't the key to all happiness...and money can't buy everything (ie plastic surgery)

 
At 5:30 PM, Blogger matty said...

Absolutely disgusting

 
At 3:44 AM, Blogger maicymary said...

Oh....boy this is so damn funny, I thought what we had at http://tomydate.com was funny but this???????

 
At 9:10 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

TOO BAD. Why not dating a millionaire who is still young and handsome? I really think SearchingMillionaire(dot)com is much better. I found many celebrites there too.

 
At 4:53 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

would love to contact Madame Susanne ..shes adorable and would love to meet her,not for the money though.but for the fact that shes proud of herself and could put her profile on..I appreciate all other ladies as well.Chris.

 
At 8:13 PM, Anonymous kelvin said...

Am kelvin 32 yrs and am intrested in marriying a millionaire i can be reached on kelvensteave@gmail.com
+2348065404848

 
At 1:20 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

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At 9:09 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

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At 9:23 AM, Blogger ras said...

i'am 18 , from morocco , i wanna a woman
this is my email :
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At 8:13 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bertha Tuggboat, I understand ur feelings

I ready to marry you
i'll send all my deails but
Pleeeez contact me at
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At 8:16 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

To
Dear Bertha Tuggboat
, I understand ur feelings

I ready to marry you
i'll send all my deails but
Pleeeez contact me at
mmlv76850@gmail.com

 
At 8:21 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

To
Dear Bertha Tuggboat
, I understand ur feelings

I ready to marry you
i'll send all my deails but
Pleeeez contact me at
mmlv76850@gmail.com

 
At 8:27 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I m true, Loving, caring,romantic 25 yrs Old Boy from India

I want to marry with
Bertha Tuggboat
so i request her
, Pleeeez contact me at
mmlv76850@gmail.com

 
At 6:09 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

My dear
Bertha Tuggboat
I have tried a lot to sumbit a filled form to Marry a millionaire but followng error occured
DNS error occurred. Server cannot be found. The link may be broken

So please contact me at
mmlv76850@gmail.com

I want to marry U
Love U

 
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At 3:35 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

holla, im david by name 4rm ustin here in texas,im a widower,lost my ex 3yrs ago in a car accident , anyway im a very cool,caring,honest and understanding man whos ready to give real love to my partner 4real , but i hv 1daughter , and i wana make sure i take good care of my love and we hv a happy home 4real , im not after money , all i wana hv is real love , im ok with all i hv, happiness brings long life , thats all i wana hv and we be best friend and couple 4ever, money is not love for sure, my email is rolanddavid57@yahoo.com,,,pls only a serious and honest lady neede, no more,no less, my number is 17139312019..stay blessed everybody, im 6ft tall,brown eyes,50yrs old but very srtong,an engineer here in austin, latter we gonna talk good on my email anyway,holla

 
At 2:05 AM, Blogger Morga said...

am david, if you are ready add me pottersamuel@yahoo.com.. i we tell you more about me.. let start from chatting. i believe something good we come up. love you all

 
At 3:18 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

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At 6:53 PM, Blogger Prince cornel said...

Hello,my name is prince chichoks,I went through grizly lovehandel's profile and I find myself FIT and QUALIFIED for her.PLEASE grizly am QUICK DESPERATE and READY to MARRY YOU.You are pretty for ME and your strong thighs makes me go NUTS for YOU MORE.I am 25 years of age,am fun,am hairy,not big,a kind of round and am SEXY.I will make you HAPPY.YOU are my right choice.CONTACT ME ON chichoks@rocketmail.com and let us talk on about our MARRIAGE and I want you to CONTACT ME QUICKLY BECAUSE I WANT TO MARRY YOU QUICKLY.I will send you my handsome photo's and YOU will send me more of yours.PLEASE CONTACT ME TODAY or TOMORROW or JUST QUICK.One thing I have a very STRONG 'DICK' so do not be afraid of the squashing,Lastly 'I LOVE YOU!!!!!

 
At 5:54 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let Grizly contact me on this e-mail address : wilfredtembo@yahoo.co.uk

 
At 6:45 AM, Anonymous ANDREW said...

hello am andrew,i will like to get to meet one of the lovely millionaires,am very serious and if u are also serious contact me on asaviansa@yahoo.com/asviansa@aol.com/+233244507141 and lets see wat happens next

 
At 4:12 PM, Blogger nwa said...

i am just so excited to find you guys but i am pleading that you email me on nwamama@rocketmail.com.i have tried to contact you guys but could not reach you so message me for my pics and details.Bertha i tried you but i could not get to you so it's your turn now.i am waiting

 
At 7:25 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hello pretty ladies Am mikel oj am cute,tall,handsome and romantic to be with,just want to put a smile on your face and give you a reason why you deserve a true love.....reach me via email...mikeloj22@hotmail.com

 
At 12:59 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hello, i am a man,26yrs old,and i would love to get married to BERTHA TUGGBOAT,if she is interested here is my number:+2348189640752 and my email address:josephponda1@yahoo.com.contact me now.

 
At 11:36 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

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I also found out that you are adventurous and enjoys to tour, that is great we can do that together and have a ride of a lifetime, I think my ride will start in meeting you and from there we would have the whole of lifetime to be together and when we peradventure do, no man, mountain, river, seas, oceans, hills or any form of barrier will be able to stand between us. I want to believe that being in a relationship with you, at least, and hopefully being dream mates that we've long waited for would be a thing to treasure forever and we can smile into the future that we have found that special someone that phis us as hand i need you as you need me for marriage, Steve Hloke Atlanta Georgia US,39 Yrs here is my contact hloke4@yahoo.com +134565647720

 
At 11:37 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

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I also found out that you are adventurous and enjoys to tour, that is great we can do that together and have a ride of a lifetime, I think my ride will start in meeting you and from there we would have the whole of lifetime to be together and when we peradventure do, no man, mountain, river, seas, oceans, hills or any form of barrier will be able to stand between us. I want to believe that being in a relationship with you, at least, and hopefully being dream mates that we've long waited for would be a thing to treasure forever and we can smile into the future that we have found that special someone that phis us as hand i need you as you need me for marriage, Steve Hloke Atlanta Georgia US,39 Yrs here is my contact hloke4@yahoo.com +134565647720

 
At 3:39 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i am a good guy,,,,,,,,,,get me here cutiepumpin@yahoo.co.uk
or skype,,,,,,,,linduns

i have a good heart,,,,,,,,,,,when we meet you will know what i am talking about


ODI

 
At 4:59 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

63I'm a beautiful 39yr old African woman who needs an ugly millionaire man to marry immediately. He should be very caring, good provider and willing to spoil me rotten. He shpuld treat me like a queen because I will treat him like a king irrespective of his looks. Looks can be deceiving sometimes because you might be ugly but have a good heart. I am hoping I will get a response from a commited millionaire who wants to marry immediately. He can email me at kgomosh@yahoo.co.uk so that we exchange numbers and take it from there.

 
At 11:05 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

definitely a great site.Ineed a serious marriage partner to share my love,life and all of me with her.
I'm 45yrs. find me nandwaeli@gmail.com

 
At 3:50 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

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